Incorrect Quotes part 4

Peter: who broke it? (referring to coffee pot)

*silence*

Peter: I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Lucy: I did, I broke it.

Peter: no, no you didn’t. Ed?

Edmund: don’t look at me. Look at Caspian.

Caspian: what? I didn’t break it.

Edmund: huh, that’s weird. Then how did you even know it was broken?

Caspian: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Edmund: suspicious.

Caspian: no it’s not.

Eustace: if it matters, probably not but, Susan was the last one to use it.

Susan: liar I don’t even drink that stuff!

Eustace: then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Susan: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Eustace!

Lucy: okay let’s not fight, I broke it so let me pay for it.

Peter: no. Who broke it?

*silence*

Caspian: Peter, Jill has been awfully quite.

Jill: really???

*everyone starts arguing*

Peter: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in 10 mins they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their face and a pig’s head on a stick.